Random Observations While Being Stranded at O'Hare

1. Plastic-wrapped toilet seats may be more hygienic, but they’re certainly not designed for bum-comfort.
 
2. The countdown to automatic flushing could be really helpful for Scarlett, who’s always anxious about the unexpected flush.

3.After making a big production of hocking up a loogie into an airport bathroom sink, I’d suggest that you just leave quietly, rather than striking up a conversation about jewelry with your audience.

4. There is an airline that will actually give you a refund if your flight is delayed several hours and you need to get out of it.

5. Grown men should not wear purple Elmo T-shirts.

6. 4-hour delays are much more fun when you’ve got friends to be goofy with.